KUTE KID: Kourtney Kardashian introduces daughter Penelope Scotland on the cover of Us Weekly
The photographer was all, “Hey, Scott! Could you move just a little farther to the left? Even farther. Farther… farther…”
FATHER OF THE YEAR SO FAR: Former reverend Joe Simpson busted for DUI
Way to go, Grandpa!
REALITY STAR REPRODUCTION ALERT: Kristin Cavallari welcomes a baby boy, Camden Jack Cutler
What’s the offspring of a “Hills” star called? Uh… congrats on your knob!
CHARLIE’S ANGELS CELEBRATE NEW ANGEL: Cameron Diaz throws a baby shower for Drew Barrymore
Something tells me Bill Murray‘s invitation “got lost in the mail”
THE POST-DIVORCE DIET: Jennie Garth addresses “weight loss concerns” by attributing it to “transitional time” in her life
Hey, it happens. As long as we don’t hear about her revisiting Kelly Taylor’s diet pill abuse scandal. (Yes, I have every single 90210 story line ingrained in my memory. SO WHAT?)