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The Family Dish: Sienna Miller Names Her Daughter and Katie Holmes Wins Primary Custody of Hers

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The Family Dish: Sienna Miller Names Her Daughter and Katie Holmes Wins Primary Custody of Hers

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BABY NAME ALERT:  Sienna Miller names her baby girl Marlow
And looks like Marlow’s dad has been practicing little girls’ hairstyles…on himself!  Awwww.

WELL-PLAYED, JOEY POTTER:   Katie Holmes wins primary custody of Suri
In other good news for the actress, she also gets to keep the “i” in her name that Tom tried to ditch!

LIKE, LITERALLY:  Khloe Kardashian gushes that “the entire family is literally exploding with joy and have not stopped fawning over” Kourtney’s baby girl, Penelope Scotland
Literally exploding Kardashians?  Yikes.  Sounds messy.

DAILY DOSE OF “AWWWWW”:  Alyson Hannigan and her hubby hit the park with six-week-old daughter Keeva
Even Keeva is like, “Okay, guys, I cannot stand this cuteness overload.”

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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