I DON’T KNOW IF “DECENT” IS THE WORD I’D USE: Kristen Stewart is “going to do the decent thing and write [Rupert Sanders’ wife] a private letter expressing her deepest regret for her actions.”
Huh. Does Hallmark have a line of “My apologies for dry-humping your husband” stationery?
WELL, HELLO THERE, BABY LACHEY: Vanessa Lachey posts picture of her bump on Twitter, writing: “My Happiness… My Family! Ahhh, My Boys! (Wookie included) ;-)”
Wookie is all, “Kid’s not even here yet and ALREADY I’m being cut out of the pictures!”
FROM PLAYBOY MANSION TO PLAYGROUNDS: Holly Madison in the process of adopting a baby
After being Hugh Hefner’s girlfriend for years, she should have plenty of experience changing diapers.
DAILY DOSE OF “AWWWW”: David Beckham gives 1-year-old daughter Harper a smooch in London
And in related, way-in-the-future news, my son Drew kisses Harper as they’re pronounced husband and wife. (What? Arranged marriages have a MUCH lower divorce rate!)