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The Family Dish: Kristen Stewart Must Be Getting a Cramp from Writing All These Apology Letters

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The Family Dish: Kristen Stewart Must Be Getting a Cramp from Writing All These Apology Letters

I DON’T KNOW IF “DECENT” IS THE WORD I’D USE:  Kristen Stewart is “going to do the decent thing and write [Rupert Sanders’ wife] a private letter expressing her deepest regret for her actions.”
Huh.  Does Hallmark have a line of “My apologies for dry-humping your husband” stationery?

WELL, HELLO THERE, BABY LACHEY:  Vanessa Lachey posts picture of her bump on Twitter, writing:  “My Happiness… My Family! Ahhh, My Boys! (Wookie included) ;-)”
Wookie is all, “Kid’s not even here yet and ALREADY I’m being cut out of the pictures!”

FROM PLAYBOY MANSION TO PLAYGROUNDS:  Holly Madison in the process of adopting a baby
After being Hugh Hefner’s girlfriend for years, she should have plenty of experience changing diapers.

DAILY DOSE OF “AWWWW”:  David Beckham gives 1-year-old daughter Harper a smooch in London
And in related, way-in-the-future news, my son Drew kisses Harper as they’re pronounced husband and wife.  (What?  Arranged marriages have a MUCH lower divorce rate!)

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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