THE SURI REPORT: Tom Cruise visits with Suri! Katie Holmes wants a “normal” wardrobe for Suri! Katie and Suri’s car gets hit by a garbage truck!
Wait, wait, wait — Katie’s getting rid of Suri’s designer clothes and heels? I call dibs on her hand-me-downs!
BABY ANNOUNCEMENT: Uma Thurman gives birth to baby girl
No word on the name, but given the mom’s name is UMA… my money is on Jane. Or Sue.
MIRANDA KERR, M.D.: Miranda Kerr angers some mothers with anti-epidural comments
Hey, she watched a film, okay? Pretty much the same as a medical degree!
IT’S FOR THE CHILDREN: Behold the Octomom: Home Alone porn trailer
Unless you don’t enjoy the feeling of your corneas burning, in which case, avoid watching at all costs.