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The Family Dish: Tom and Suri Reunite! Uma Reproduces! Miranda Kerr Disses Epidurals!

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The Family Dish: Tom and Suri Reunite! Uma Reproduces! Miranda Kerr Disses Epidurals!

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THE SURI REPORT:  Tom Cruise visits with Suri!  Katie Holmes wants a “normal” wardrobe for Suri!  Katie and Suri’s car gets hit by a garbage truck!
Wait, wait, wait — Katie’s getting rid of Suri’s designer clothes and heels?  I call dibs on her hand-me-downs!

BABY ANNOUNCEMENT:  Uma Thurman gives birth to baby girl
No word on the name, but given the mom’s name is UMA… my money is on Jane.  Or Sue.

MIRANDA KERR, M.D.:  Miranda Kerr angers some mothers with anti-epidural comments
Hey, she watched a film, okay?  Pretty much the same as a medical degree!

IT’S FOR THE CHILDREN:  Behold the Octomom:  Home Alone porn trailer
Unless you don’t enjoy the feeling of your corneas burning, in which case, avoid watching at all costs.

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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