THINGS YOU OUGHTA KNOW: Alanis Morissette defends attachment parenting, saying she will breastfeed and sleep with 16-month-old son, Ever, until he wants to stop
Which we can only hope leads to severe sleep deprivation and crankiness on her part, leading to more awesomely angry songs. (Because it’s not at all weird to hope that, right? …RIGHT?!)
BABY SHOWER, KARDASHIAN-STYLE: Kourtney Kardashian has a shower for baby #2, sponsored by Burt’s Bees and Dolly’s Premium Cotton Candy
Where they also announced the name of the baby: Maybelline®! Awwww.
BABY SHOWER-SLASH-HILLS REUNION: Kristin Cavallari celebrates baby shower with former Hills costars Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt
Spencer and Heidi? So I guess there was a hefty amount of cheese served at this shower.
PEARLS OF PREGNANCY WISDOM FROM SNOOKI: “I love reading other ladies pregnancy experiences!” she recently tweeted. “Makes me feel like I’m not alone and a crazy bitch.”
Hey, Hallmark! I’ve found a writer with a flair for touching sentiment for you.