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The Family Dish: Alanis Morissette on Breastfeeding and Corporate Sponsors All Over Kardashian Baby Shower

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The Family Dish: Alanis Morissette on Breastfeeding and Corporate Sponsors All Over Kardashian Baby Shower

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THINGS YOU OUGHTA KNOW:  Alanis Morissette defends attachment parenting, saying she will breastfeed and sleep with 16-month-old son, Ever, until he wants to stop
Which we can only hope leads to severe sleep deprivation and crankiness on her part, leading to more awesomely angry songs.  (Because it’s not at all weird to hope that, right?  …RIGHT?!)

BABY SHOWER, KARDASHIAN-STYLE:  Kourtney Kardashian has a shower for baby #2, sponsored by Burt’s Bees and Dolly’s Premium Cotton Candy
Where they also announced the name of the baby:  Maybelline®!  Awwww.

BABY SHOWER-SLASH-HILLS REUNION:  Kristin Cavallari celebrates baby shower with former Hills costars Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt
Spencer and Heidi?  So I guess there was a hefty amount of cheese served at this shower.

PEARLS OF PREGNANCY WISDOM FROM SNOOKI:  “I love reading other ladies pregnancy experiences!” she recently tweeted. “Makes me feel like I’m not alone and a crazy bitch.”
Hey, Hallmark!  I’ve found a writer with a flair for touching sentiment for you.

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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