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Weekend Roundup: What I Learned This Week

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Weekend Roundup: What I Learned This Week

Hazing your kids with embarrassing pumpkin hats never gets old.

I also learned a pro photography tip:  If you want your uncooperative toddler to pose for the camera, simply ignore her and start taking pictures of something else.

Suddenly, she becomes a glamour model.

Mr. Candy is sleeping with another woman.  And he’s not even trying to hide it.

It won’t be long before the ducks accept Skye as one of their own.

Because sharing is caring, as I tell my kids. (Except my wine. Never my wine.)
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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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