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Friday Roundup: What I Learned This Week

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Friday Roundup: What I Learned This Week

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If both you and your two-year-old call dibs on the chocolate cupcake, the two-year-old will win.  Period.  Even if it’s YOUR birthday.

I know every parent says this about their child, but… my kid really DOES have the smelliest farts. In the world.

Thanks to back-to-back pregnancies and breastfeeding, I have the tolerance of a baby squirrel.

I think Anna Wintour would agree Mr. Candy’s loafers really are the perfect way to cap off a nautical mini-dress.

Because sharing is caring, as I tell my kids. (Except my wine. Never my wine.)
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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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