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Friday Roundup: What I Learned This Week


Friday Roundup: What I Learned This Week

Never do battle with a chocolate chip pancake.  The pancake will win every time.

Being a two-year-old’s pedicurist doesn’t pay nearly as well as I thought.

I think the little man resembles me.  Sans hair and sweet ’70s jumpsuit.

Never invite Curious George out to dinner.  He has the table manners of a monkey.

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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