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The Mom and Pop Culture Report: Megan Fox Axed; “Mean Moms” Greenlit; Miley Cyrus Toxifies

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The Mom and Pop Culture Report: Megan Fox Axed; “Mean Moms” Greenlit; Miley Cyrus Toxifies

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Your daily(ish) at-a-glance roundup of celebrity news. Because mamas need to know the status of Jennifer Aniston’s abs, too! [CURRENTLY: Ridiculously toned.]

  • Michael Bay axes Megan Fox from Transformers 3.  Wait — so badmouthing your boss to anyone who will listen ISN’T good for your career?  Huh.  [Deadline]
  • “Mean Moms” heads to the big screen.  Hell, I can just go to any ol’ PTA meeting to see that.  [Variety]
  • The top ten most iconic dresses of the past fifty years.  And, yes, Elizabeth Hurley has pinned down one of the spots.  [Telegraph]
  • Proof that Miley Cyrus is toxic for kids:  Wal-Mart pulls entire line of Miley Cyrus-brand necklaces and bracelets from its shelves due to high levels of cadmium.  [MSNBC]
  • Halle Berry‘s custody battle over daughter heats up.  Radar is there.

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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