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The Mom and Pop Culture Report: Jennifer Garner Has a Baby Boy; Jessica Simpson Still Has a Month of Misery

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The Mom and Pop Culture Report: Jennifer Garner Has a Baby Boy; Jessica Simpson Still Has a Month of Misery

Your roundup of recent celebrity family news. Because where else are you going to find the most up-to-date status of Jennifer Aniston’s “baby bump”?  [OFFICIAL STATUS THIS WEEK:  “Could be.”]

BABY BUMP WATCH:  Jessica Simpson reportedly has one more month of pregnancy left
I remember fondly referring to this stage of pregnancy as “JUST STICK A F*CKING FORK IN ME.”

BIRTH ANNOUNCEMENT:  Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck welcome a baby boy
Although no name has been released yet, Violet and Seraphina have been overheard calling him “Our new dress-up doll.”

PREGNANCY ALERT:  Uma Thurman pregnant with third child
So Uma will be the mother of a newborn and a teenager at the same time.  Fun!

LEGAL STUFF:  Kelsey and Camille Grammer agree to joint custody
Meanwhile, Camille retains sole custody of her silicone-filled “girls.”

FIRST COMES BABY, THEN COMES MARRIAGE: Natalie Portman marries her baby daddy
Weird.  My wedding invite must have gotten lost in the mail.  *Ahem*

CELEBRITY PARENTHOOD:  Julia Roberts says her kids have no idea she’s famous
They also have no idea why she agreed to be in Mary Reilly.

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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