Your roundup of recent celebrity family news. Because where else are you going to find the most up-to-date status of Jennifer Aniston’s “baby bump”? [OFFICIAL STATUS THIS WEEK: “Could be.”]
BABY BUMP WATCH: Jessica Simpson reportedly has one more month of pregnancy left
I remember fondly referring to this stage of pregnancy as “JUST STICK A F*CKING FORK IN ME.”
BIRTH ANNOUNCEMENT: Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck welcome a baby boy
Although no name has been released yet, Violet and Seraphina have been overheard calling him “Our new dress-up doll.”
PREGNANCY ALERT: Uma Thurman pregnant with third child
So Uma will be the mother of a newborn and a teenager at the same time. Fun!
LEGAL STUFF: Kelsey and Camille Grammer agree to joint custody
Meanwhile, Camille retains sole custody of her silicone-filled “girls.”
FIRST COMES BABY, THEN COMES MARRIAGE: Natalie Portman marries her baby daddy
Weird. My wedding invite must have gotten lost in the mail. *Ahem*
CELEBRITY PARENTHOOD: Julia Roberts says her kids have no idea she’s famous
They also have no idea why she agreed to be in Mary Reilly.