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The Afternoon Dish: Levi Johnston Continues to Reproduce; Kourtney Kardashian Champions Hairy Cause

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The Afternoon Dish: Levi Johnston Continues to Reproduce; Kourtney Kardashian Champions Hairy Cause

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LEVI JOHNSTON EXPECTING BABY #2 WITH 20-YEAR-OLD GIRLFRIEND
Looks like salmon aren’t the only strong swimmers in Alaska.

KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN STANDS UP FOR RIGHT TO DYE HAIR WHILE PREGNANT
The Norma Rae of beauty products, if you will.

BRUCE WILLIS, 57, WELCOME BABY GIRL NAMED MABEL RAY
If you’re old enough to be a grandfather, it only makes sense you’d give your child the name of a grandmother.

FOX NEWS EXPLORES WHETHER JESSICA SIMPSON HAS “PACKED ON TOO MANY PREGNANCY POUNDS”
In related news, the usually rare sales of Double-F bras have spiked over the past month.

MOLLY SIMS ANNOUNCES SHE’S HAVING A BOY
A tip from me to you, Molly:  Cross the “Peepee Teepee for the Sprinkling WeeWee” off your registry.  It does NOT contain the Sprinkling WeeWee.  I repeat:  There is NO CONTAINMENT OF THE SPRINKLING WEEWEE.

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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