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The Mom and Pop Culture Report: Fights and Lapdances and Art Theft… Oh My!

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The Mom and Pop Culture Report: Fights and Lapdances and Art Theft… Oh My!

Your daily(ish) at-a-glance roundup of celebrity news. Because mamas need to know what kind of underwear Lady Gaga is wearing, too! [STATUS:  See-through]

Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren negotiating child custody and division of assets in hopes of quickie divorce.  Which isn’t the first time Tiger’s name has been mentioned in the same sentence as “quickie.”  [TMZ]

Lindsay Lohan and Avril Lavigne have a public war of words.  As you can imagine, shortest war ever.  [NYP]

Tyra Banks writes a novel called Modelland…. “where dreams come true and life can change in the blink of a smoky eye.”  Which is much faster than the blink of a “heavily mascaraed eye.”  [People]

Glee creator Ryan Murphy urging people to boycott Newsweek until it apologizes for article about gay actors playing straight roles.  Wow.  People still read Newsweek?  [EW]

Miley Cyrus gives a lapdance to, and dirty dances with, a gay movie producer in front of a bunch of young kids at a wrap party.  In other words, just another day in the life of Miley.  [Radar]

Anne Hathaway‘s new boyfriend accused of stealing a mural.  She really needs to stop searching for love on CriminalMatch.com.  [PopEater]

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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