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The Tuesday Mom and Pop Culture Report

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The Tuesday Mom and Pop Culture Report

Your daily(ish) at-a-glance roundup of pop culture news. Because mamas need to know the real-time status of Ali Lohan’s eyebrows, too! (CURRENTLY:  Stenciled with a Sharpie.)

  • Matt Damon and his wife expecting their third child together, their fourth overall.  The Jolie-Pitts had better get a move on it — those sneaky Damons are catching up!  [Celeb Baby Scoop]
  • Gwyneth Paltrow reveals secret to surviving her kids’ tantrums:  earplugs.  Hey, better than tossing them on the street.  [People]
  • Iron Man 2 called “tedious,” “clunky” and “hesitant.”  In other words, a real winner!  [THR]
  • Jenna Jameson accuses Tito Ortiz of pushing her in the bathtub, while Tito accuses Jenna of being addicted to OxyContin.  Meanwhile, nobody accuses either one of being a stellar role model for their twins.  [E! Online]
  • Courtney Love claims Gavin Rossdale cheated on Gwen Stefani with her, then returns to drinking her Vicodin-tini.  [Us Weekly]
  • Bret Michaels‘ father:  Bret is “speaking slowly and moving his arms, hands.”  Good to hear of some progress. [omg]
  • Cheatin’ Tiki Barber slapped with divorce suit.  If I were his wife, I’d slap him with something a whole lot heavier than that.  [New York Post]

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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