The Tuesday Mom and Pop Culture Report

Your daily(ish) at-a-glance roundup of pop culture news. Because mamas need to know the real-time status of Ali Lohan’s eyebrows, too! (CURRENTLY:  Stenciled with a Sharpie.)

• Matt Damon and his wife expecting their third child together, their fourth overall.  The Jolie-Pitts had better get a move on it — those sneaky Damons are catching up!  [Celeb Baby Scoop]
• Gwyneth Paltrow reveals secret to surviving her kids’ tantrums:  earplugs.  Hey, better than tossing them on the street.  [People]
• Iron Man 2 called “tedious,” “clunky” and “hesitant.”  In other words, a real winner!  [THR]
• Jenna Jameson accuses Tito Ortiz of pushing her in the bathtub, while Tito accuses Jenna of being addicted to OxyContin.  Meanwhile, nobody accuses either one of being a stellar role model for their twins.  [E! Online]
• Courtney Love claims Gavin Rossdale cheated on Gwen Stefani with her, then returns to drinking her Vicodin-tini.  [Us Weekly]
• Bret Michaels‘ father:  Bret is “speaking slowly and moving his arms, hands.”  Good to hear of some progress. [omg]
• Cheatin’ Tiki Barber slapped with divorce suit.  If I were his wife, I’d slap him with something a whole lot heavier than that.  [New York Post]