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The Thursday Mom and Pop Culture Report

Your daily(ish) at-a-glance roundup of pop culture news. Because mamas need to know the status of Molly Sims’ wardrobe, too! (CURRENTLY: Too Olsen-esque)

  • Amanda Peet welcomes a baby girl — and, disappointingly, goes with “Molly” instead of her daughter’s awesomeness-filled suggestion of “Turtle.”  [People]
  • Michael Lohan brings cops to Lindsay’s house to check on Ali’s welfare.  Those crazy Lohans sure do put the “fun” in dysfunctional, don’t they?  [TMZ]
  • The “Biggest Loser” trainer Jillian Michaels is under fire for saying she doesn’t want to give birth because she doesn’t want to ruin her figure.   Well, honestly, can’t say it was my favorite part either — but my little bundle of joy is worth every not-so-little pocket of fat!  Awwwww.  [Fox News]
  • On the other end of the spectrum, Jennifer Lopez claims she “didn’t care” about “flabby belly” after twins’ birth.  You know what else just grew?  Her nose. [Celeb Baby Scoop]
  • ABC won’t air ads for plus-size line of lingerie.  Talk about a big lack of support.  (See what I did there?)  [Fox News]
  • Important question of the day… Jon Bon Jovi by the pool:  DILF or not?  [popbytes]

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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