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The Daily Mom and Pop Culture Report

Your daily(ish) at-a-glance roundup of pop culture news.  Because mamas need to know the real-time status of Heidi Klum’s hair, too!  (CURRENTLY:  Short-n-shaggy)

  • Heather Locklear arrested for driving over a “No Parking” sign and continuing on her merry old way.  In her defense, it DID say “no parking.” [TMZ]
  • Octomom admits to Oprah that having more kids was a “childish” desire.  If by “childish” she means “dumb and selfish and heartbreaking,” then I agree.  [Radar]
  • Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie decide to tie the knot because Zahara and Shiloh demanded it.  Also, it’s that time in the tabloid news cycle for yet another Brangelina Wedding report.  [OK! Magazine]
  • Glee” exclusive:  A Madonna sequel already in the works.  Wow.  I haven’t seen it yet, but I’m guessing last night’s episode was a hit?  (I’m perceptive like that.)  [EW]
  • Larry King’s wife may have only wed him for money, says ex (a.k.a. Captain Obvious).  [Us Weekly]
  • Two more accusers step forward in Steven Seagal sex case.   My dad’s reaction:  “Wait — Steven Seagal is straight?!”  [TMZ]
  • Tara Reid calls off wedding with no explanation.  Sounds like her love life is on par with her career.  [People]
  • ABC developing daytime show for Tori Spelling and to-be-determined BFF, making me glad I don’t watch TV in the daytime.  [LA Times]
  • Rihanna rushed to hospital in Switzerland for undisclosed ailment.  Man, her publicist couldn’t even bother to pull out the ol’ “dehydration” excuse…?  [MTV]
  • Courtney Love changes name to Courtney Michelle.  Yeah, I’m sure THAT will stick.  [NY Daily News]
  • Michael Douglas‘ son Cameron sentenced to five years in prison for his role in a major drug dealing operation.  Well, it’s not like the poor guy came from money or anything.  [TMZ]

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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