“Are YOU my baby daddy?”
WARNING! TO ALL FEMALE TRAVELERS PLANNING A TRIP TO EGYPT, BE SURE TO PROTECT YOURSELVES IN A FULL-BODY CONDOM! FUGITIVE SPERM ARE ON THE LOOSE AND LOOKING FOR UNSUSPECTING WOMEN TO IMPREGNATE.
Yes! It’s true! In fact, a woman is suing an Egyptian hotel claiming her daughter got pregnant — just from using the swimming pool. Poor girl. She must have been doing the, um, breast stroke.
Magdalena Kwiatkowska says her 13-year-old daughter returned from vacation expecting a baby, and believes the teen got knocked up from “stray sperm” after taking a dip in the hotel’s pool. The Polish (no comments from the peanut gallery) mother is now — SURPRISE! — seeking compensation from the hotel.
A travel industry source said:
“The mother is adamant that her daughter didn’t meet any boys while she was there. She is determined to go ahead with the case.”
In related news, denial is a river in Egypt.