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Pop Quiz: Monster Stroller


Pop Quiz: Monster Stroller

This “monster stroller” is best used for:

1)  Scaring off little old ladies who want to pinch your child’s cheeks;

2)  Driving home the importance of good dental hygiene with your kid;

3)  Truly awesome Trick-or-Treat transportation;

4)  Punking your husband into thinking he’s on an acid trip;

5)  The children who live at 1313 Mockingbird Lane;

6)  None of the above.  It’s best used for ____________.


Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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