This “monster stroller” is best used for:
1) Scaring off little old ladies who want to pinch your child’s cheeks;
2) Driving home the importance of good dental hygiene with your kid;
3) Truly awesome Trick-or-Treat transportation;
4) Punking your husband into thinking he’s on an acid trip;
5) The children who live at 1313 Mockingbird Lane;
6) None of the above. It’s best used for ____________.