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Mother of the Week Contender Punches Son Over Hickey

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Mother of the Week Contender Punches Son Over Hickey

In what may have been a teensy overreaction, a New Zealand woman attacked her 15-year-old son at work, punching him in the face and chest, and then sat on him to prevent him from escaping — all because of a hickey on his neck.

Well, that sucks.

The 32-year-old mother, Huia Dawn Te Pou,admitted she flipped her lid, and was fined $200 and sentenced to six months supervision.  The boy, not surprisingly, has since moved in with his grandparents — probably with the hope that their vision is a bit more hazy.

Considering the mom was only 17 when he was born, she likely suffered a flashback upon seeing the love bite and feared he was doing the same thing SHE did.  First comes lust, then come hickeys…

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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