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Mother of the Day So Far: Katie Price Wants Daughter to Become a Topless Model


Mother of the Day So Far: Katie Price Wants Daughter to Become a Topless Model

“Glamour model” and reality “star” Katie Price has high hopes for two-year-old Princess Tiaamii, declaring that she will encourage her daughter to be a topless model when she turns 18.  Reach for the stars, kid!  But not the blouse.

“When Princess is 18 and goes to be a Page 3 girl, I’d encourage her.  I’ll go, ‘Yeah, get them out for the lads’,” Katie reportedly said.

For those non-Brits, Page 3 is a feature in the UK paper The Sun showcasing topless and nude “glamour models.”  (I just love that job title.  Glamorous, indeed!)

Katie also said she’d be happy for Princess to follow in her footsteps and get Botox and enormous implants once she reaches the legal age.  Awesome.

I think my parents secretly harbored a similar dream for me, which is why they bestowed me with the stripper name “Candy,” but alas… I was a resounding disappointment, instead becoming a writer who’s too modest to even change clothes in the gym locker room.

Devastating for them, I’m sure

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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