Body Language Expert: Suri Cruise’s Moves Decoded!
A body language expert tells The Laughing Stork the true meaning behind Suri’s mysterious moves.
By forcefully leaning forward, “she’s indicating she would like to take the lead on an important project,” body language expert Dr. I. Lie Freely tells TLS. “Given the look of consternation of her face, I would say she’s definitely thinking about taking the reins of the North Korean missile crisis, or possibly directing her pre-school’s finger puppet production.”