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Nicole Richie Targets the Baby Mama Market


Nicole Richie Targets the Baby Mama Market

Nicole RichieNicole Richie, famous for being the daughter of the man who sings “Dancing on the Ceiling,” has found yet another way to extend her stretched-to-the-max Fifteen Minutes:  by parlaying her pregnancies into a line of maternity clothes.

No word on whether they’ll fit baby mamas who aren’t a size 5T.

Nicole, who is expecting her second child with boyfriend Joel Madden, said she wants to focus on a brand for fellow expectant mothers.  Speaking with People, Nic said, “There will be a maternity line, a clothing line, shoes, belts, everything.”

And if she gets even half the people who watched her movie “Kids in America” to also buy her clothes, well… she might actually sell two belts.

Dammit!  Now I can’t get “Dancing on the Ceiling” out of my head.

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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