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Bronx Mowgli Wentz, Is That Really You?

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Bronx Mowgli Wentz, Is That Really You?

Ashlee and Bronx at LAX

Huh.  That’s weird.  I mean, he’s adorable and all, but I was fully expecting him to look like…


…THIS, for some reason.

p.s. — I call dibs on the baby name, Malibu Baloo!  With thanks to Ashlee and Pete for the inspiration.

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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