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Is Shakira’s Son Named After His Place of Conception?

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Is Shakira’s Son Named After His Place of Conception?

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shakira-pregnantCongratulations to Shakira and her baby-daddy, Gerard Piqué, who welcomed their son named Milan yesterday.  When hearing a name like that — along with Bronx Wentz, India Hemsworth and Brooklyn Beckham — I can’t help but wonder if these kids are named after their places of conception.  And if that IS a baby-naming trend in the celebrity world, then it’s possible some of these celebs got rather kinky…

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Where Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin got it on?

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Perhaps this is where it all began for Korn frontman Jonathan Davis and his wife — and their son PIRATE?

And…nine months later, Kelly Rutherford gives birth to son Hermes!  (Well, shopping CAN be an aphrodisiac.)

Welcome to the world, Coco Arquette!  Sorry your parents didn’t spell your name correctly, but may I just say — “freshly roasted nuts,” indeed.

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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