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Breaking: Kim and Kanye Name Their Daughter NORTH WEST
A shame they didn’t call her South West. At least then there’d be no charge for all the baggage she’s carrying.

A shame they didn’t call her South West. At least then there’d be no charge for all the baggage she’s carrying.
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Yup. Dropped like a sack of bacon-and-cheese-stuffed potatoes.