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Jim Carrey Slams His Own Movie “Kick-Ass 2” for Exessive Violence
And vows to re-dedicate his work to more admirable subjects like talking out of butts, rather than kicking them.

And vows to re-dedicate his work to more admirable subjects like talking out of butts, rather than kicking them.
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Yup. Dropped like a sack of bacon-and-cheese-stuffed potatoes.
True story. A shame they didn’t call her South West. At least then there’d be no...