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Food Network Fires Paula Deen for Racial Slurs
Yup. Dropped like a sack of bacon-and-cheese-stuffed potatoes.

Yup. Dropped like a sack of bacon-and-cheese-stuffed potatoes.
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And vows to re-dedicate his work to more admirable subjects like talking out of butts, rather...
True story. A shame they didn’t call her South West. At least then there’d be no...