Did any of you watch The Real Housewives of New York season premiere tonight? Because, although I will always be grateful to Bethenny Frankel for her Skinny Girl Margarita recipe, I am gravely concerned about the State of Her Breasts:
Is that… a belly button on her chest? Would that be called a breast button? Also, unless she ordered the Idaho Potato-Boob Special, she should really ask her surgeon for a refund on those lumpy orbs. Even though they’re the only part of the show that kept my attention — for better or for worse.