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The Family Dish: Katherine Heigl Introduces Baby Adalaide & Aishwarya Rai Rocks Cannes, Horns


The Family Dish: Katherine Heigl Introduces Baby Adalaide & Aishwarya Rai Rocks Cannes, Horns

WHOLE ‘NOTHER KIND OF WORLD PREMIERE:  Katherine Heigl introduces baby Adalaide
As Naleigh puts a reassuring hand on Katherine’s shoulder:  “Mom, let’s have a talk about that crimping iron…”

IF ONLY I COULD LOOK THIS “HIDEOUS”:  Aishwarya Rai appears at Cannes looking gorgeous, amidst criticism for — GASP! — retaining some baby weight
In other insightful observations, that logo behind her head totally makes her look like she has horns.

THE CALL OF ADOPTION:  Former Biggest Loser trainer Jillian Michaels — who brought her 2-year-old daughter home from Haiti just days after her partner delivered their son, says “adoption is a calling”
And with two kids two and under, there will be something else calling her:  a whole ton of dirty diapers waiting to be changed.

MOTHER OF THE WEEK SO FAR:  Porn star Jenna Jameson arrested for DUI
From the “money shot” to a mugshot.  Beautiful.

CUSTODY BATTLE:  Usher’s custody battle grows ugly, with his ex-wife accusing him of caring more about partying than their sons and sleeping with one of her bridesmaids
Yeah, well, SHE slept with an Usher!  (See what I did there?  I know, I know…*GONG*)

Bethenny Ever the Self-Promoter:  In response to rumors of a divorce, Bethenny Frankel tells fans to watch her talk show for the real scoop
Because what’s the sense in having marital strife if you can’t parlay it into ratings?

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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