Grandparents (n.)
1. The people who think your children are wonderful even though they’re sure you’re not raising them right;
2. Your most trustworthy babysitters, the people with whom you feel completely comfortable leaving your baby for long periods of time — explaining why most grandparents flee to Florida.
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