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Why You Shouldn’t Mess with Women: Exhibit A
May 22, 2012Although it’s not on fire, so I’d say he got off easy. The story…
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Father of the Week So Far: Desmond Hatchett, Father of 30 Kids, Asks for Break on Child Support
May 22, 2012Apparently, there has been a 14-year emergency shortage of condoms in Knoxville, because a 33-year-old man...
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[THE ENVELOPE PLEASE] And the Most Popular Baby Names of 2011 Are…
May 14, 2012When Mr. Candy and I were deliberating over baby names, I had two requests: I didn’t...
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Time Magazine Breastfeeding Cover Provokes Harsh Judgment…and Inspires My Own Magazine Covers
May 10, 2012By now, you’ve surely seen the new Time magazine cover featuring a sensational picture of a...
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Mother of the Week So Far: Mom Sues School for Cutting Son from Basketball Team
May 7, 2012The mother of a high school student in Arkansas is sending her son to an early...
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Wherein I Show My Age: My Thoughts on the “Most Popular Baby Names of 2012”
Apr 12, 2012When Mr. Candy and I were selecting baby names, we had a highly scientific process of...
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Mom’s Vogue Article About 7-Year-Old’s Diet Sparks Outcry, Mixed Emotions, Painful Ricky Schroder Memories
Mar 26, 2012I interrupt your regularly scheduled family humor programming to discuss a subject in the news that...
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In Other Family News This Week…
Mar 16, 2012HELP A MUTHA OUT: Please vote for The Laughing Stork for Circle of Moms’ “Top Funny...
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If Airlines Are Going to Kick Off Unruly Toddlers, Here Are 10 Other People Who Should Also Get the Boot
Mar 12, 2012Have you heard about the family that was kicked off a JetBlue flight because their tired...
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In Other Family News This Week…
Mar 9, 2012CELEBRITY: Jessica Simpson Nude on the Cover of Elle She meant to wear clothes, but suffered...