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Losing My Virginity
Jul 20, 2009Parents and virginity: although I was born with both of them, I really am not comfortable...
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Top 10 Signs You Are SO Done With This Pregnancy
Jul 17, 200910. You walk by a homeless man who whistles, “You’re obviously carrying twins! Congrats!” (Thank you...
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The Slow Leak
Jul 15, 2009Oh my god, people. I wasn’t even going to write about yesterday’s experience because, well, it’s...
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I’d Like The Salad, With a Baby on the Side
Jul 13, 2009“Any more signs?” “Is that baby going to come OUT already?” “It feels like you’ve been...
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Shamelessly Playing the Pregnancy Card
Jul 12, 2009CANDY: I’d like the chicken fingers meal… off the children’s menu, please. WAITER: Can’t do that,...
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Drama Baby
Jul 10, 2009As if we’re not already completely consumed with her and her imminent arrival, Baby Girl decided...
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37 Weeks
Jul 8, 200975% effaced? Check. A little dilated? Check. Mucus plug ejected? Check. Baby engaged? Check. Increasingly strong,...
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Pregnant in Los Angeles
Jul 7, 2009With a new celebrity announcing her pregnancy every day, you probably assume Los Angeles is overrun...
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The Fire Drill
Jul 6, 2009I wake up late on Saturday; no movement in the belly. I figure Baby Girl is...
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Happy Fourth of July!
Jul 4, 2009“Enjoy sleeping while you can!” “Enjoy going out while you can!” “Enjoy living while you can!”...