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“The Faucet’s On!”: How a New Mom Reignited the Passion…by Breastfeeding Her Husband

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“The Faucet’s On!”: How a New Mom Reignited the Passion…by Breastfeeding Her Husband

Sex after baby is a hot topic among new parents, with women’s magazines suggesting a number of tricks to spice things up in the bedroom again — from “choreplay” to, um, “wearing pretty underwear.”   But never before have I come across this seduction technique:  whipping out your lactating breasts and declaring, “THE FAUCET’S ON!”. . . before breastfeeding your husband (yes, you read that right), as this couple on TLC’s Strange Sex has been doing for a year-and-a-half.  Apparently, it is so arousing that it has helped ol’ Jeff overcome erectile dysfunction.

Another benefit:  After a year-and-a-half of breastfeeding, Jeff’s immune system must be kick-ass!


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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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