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The Family Dish: Amanda Bynes Has Request for the President & Jenny McCarthy Has Beef with Jim Carrey


The Family Dish: Amanda Bynes Has Request for the President & Jenny McCarthy Has Beef with Jim Carrey

DAUGHTER OF THE WEEK SO FAR:  Amanda Bynes, charged with DUI, Tweets President Obama to tell him she “doesn’t drink” and wants him to fire the police officer
Oh yeah?  Well, I am TOTALLY Tweeting Obama to ask him to take away Amanda’s driver’s license; surely, the president will agree the last thing we need here in L.A. is this drunken twit on our roads.

THE EX-FACTOR:  Jenny McCarthy tearfully reveals that Jim Carrey has turned his back on her son Evan (who happens to be autistic), despite Evan’s repeated pleas to see him, after their split
When you’re counting on a man who converses with his butt cheeks to be a reliable father figure for your child, you may want to rethink your outlook.

ALL I WANNA DO…IS WISH HER WELL:  Sheryl Crow announces she has benign brain tumor
First breast cancer, now this?  Geesh.  Every day is a winding road for this poor woman.

BUSTED OFFSPRING:  Scout Willis, 20, arrested for drinking beer outside and having fake I.D.
They suspected the I.D. may not be legit when they read the name aloud:  Anita Lay.

CRACKING THE MOM WHIP:  Giuliana Rancic thinks she “can be pretty strict” when it comes to disciplining a child
Not to mention pelting the child with questions:  Who are you wearing?  Who are you here with tonight?

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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