MATERNI-KINI: Pregnant Tori Spelling looks pretty kick-ass in a, um, demure bathing suit
Poor thing must have pregnancy brain because she forgot half of her suit!
THE OTHER SPEARS SISTER: Jamie Lynn Spears posts rare pictures of herself with 4-year-old daughter Maddie Briann
Four years old? Heck, seems like just yesterday I was gasping, OMIGOD, JAMIE LYNN SPEARS IS PREGNANT?! as if it were the end of the world before forgetting about her.
MARRIAGE AND THE CITY: Cynthia Nixon and Christine Marinon tie the knot in New York City
To have and to hold and to squabble about whose turn it is to vacuum, just like all married couples. Awwww.
BABY LOOT ALERT: Sienna Miller has a baby shower in London
Mandatory dress code for dudes: Silly-looking hipster hair.
CANDID GIRL NEXT DOOR: Kendra Wilkinson reveals she’s afraid to have a second child because of her struggle with postpartum depression and pressure to be the breadwinner for the family
Although all of that pales in comparison to the nightmares she has about having seen Hugh Hefner’s penis.