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The Family Dish: Tori Spelling Forgets Half of Her Bathing Suit & Jamie Lynn Spears Posts Rare Pic with Daughter

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The Family Dish: Tori Spelling Forgets Half of Her Bathing Suit & Jamie Lynn Spears Posts Rare Pic with Daughter

MATERNI-KINI:  Pregnant Tori Spelling looks pretty kick-ass in a, um, demure bathing suit
Poor thing must have pregnancy brain because she forgot half of her suit!

THE OTHER SPEARS SISTER:  Jamie Lynn Spears posts rare pictures of herself with 4-year-old daughter Maddie Briann
Four years old?  Heck, seems like just yesterday I was gasping, OMIGOD, JAMIE LYNN SPEARS IS PREGNANT?! as if it were the end of the world before forgetting about her.

MARRIAGE AND THE CITY: Cynthia Nixon and Christine Marinon tie the knot in New York City
To have and to hold and to squabble about whose turn it is to vacuum, just like all married couples.  Awwww.

BABY LOOT ALERT:  Sienna Miller has a baby shower in London
Mandatory dress code for dudes:  Silly-looking hipster hair.

CANDID GIRL NEXT DOOR:  Kendra Wilkinson reveals she’s afraid to have a second child because of her struggle with postpartum depression and pressure to be the breadwinner for the family
Although all of that pales in comparison to the nightmares she has about having seen Hugh Hefner’s penis.

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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