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Pop Quiz: Tori Spelling’s Daughter Hattie is Thinking ____


Pop Quiz: Tori Spelling’s Daughter Hattie is Thinking ____

Hattie McDermott is thinking what in this picture?

1)  “You are not SERIOUSLY having another baby already, are you, Mom?  …MOM?!”

2)  “Out of sweet potatoes?  Whatchoo talkin’ about, Mom?”

3)  “Wait — Luke Perry used to look like THAT?”

4)  “Grandpa Spelling was worth HOW much?”

5)  “What do you mean, David Silver isn’t my dad?”

6)  “Turn off the flash, woman!  It washes me out.”

7)  None of the above.  Adorable Hattie is thinking ______________.

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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