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Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck Catching Up to the Damon Family, Expecting Baby #3


Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck Catching Up to the Damon Family, Expecting Baby #3

There must be some super-fertility powers in those fruits and vegetables they’re always picking up from the farmers market, because Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck are expecting baby numero three.

The couple, who, as you surely know, are parents to two daughters – Violet, 5½, and Seraphina, 2½ (Remember the days when you counted the ½ in your age?  …Yeah, me neither) – are “thrilled” to be expecting their third child, they confirm.

Jen and Ben, both 39, have each spoken of being hands-on parents. After Seraphina’s arrival, Jen said juggling acting and motherhood gave her a “split personality.”

“[I] feel like half my brain is somewhere else all the time, but when the camera’s rolling, I pull it together and focus for two minutes,” she said at the time, “and then I kind of turn back to a ditz again.”

She’s only lost half her brain?  I’d say she should consider herself lucky, but I’m sure Baby #3 will take care of what remains.  And then some.

Congrats on almost catching up to the Damon family, you crazy kids!

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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