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Pop Quiz: What is Samuel Affleck Thinking?


Pop Quiz: What is Samuel Affleck Thinking?

Five-month-old Samuel is thinking what as he heads into a NYC hotel with mom Jennifer Garner…?

1. “Holy cow!  I haven’t made an entrance THIS chaotic and confusing since I slid down that birth canal!”

2.  “This East Coast humidity is not doing my hair any favors.”

3.  “Do you think people can tell I’m wearing my sister’s princess diaper hand-me-downs?”

4.  “I just pooped myself.”

5.  None of the above.  Samuel is thinking _______________________.

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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