Ivanka chose to wear this outfit because:
1) She wanted to let us know what she was wearing when the baby was conceived;
2) Trump’s Executive Vice President of Development & Acquisitions simply took the office’s Casual Friday a little too far;
3) She felt like showing off her, um, pregnancy-enhanced “Trump Towers”;
4) Well, what else was she going to wear to her baby shower?;
5) Her father was her stylist for the shoot;
6) None of the above. Ivanka wore this outfit because _________________.