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Prelude to a Kiss


Prelude to a Kiss

Or a loud, obnoxious laugh directly in Marcy’s face.  Both of which are her ways of expressing affection with the cats.  That’s why Marcy is lying very still, hoping that she can avoid an unsolicited wake-up yell by blending into the lamb blanket.  I could have sworn I even heard her emit a halfhearted baaaaa.

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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