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The Laughing Stork’s Celebrity DILF #9: Will Smith


The Laughing Stork’s Celebrity DILF #9: Will Smith

Willard Christopher Smith, Jr.

Deets: 43 years old; born in Wynnefield, Pennsylvania; actor, producer, and rapper

Family Low-Down: Has a son, Willard Christopher Smith III, also known as “Trey,” with ex-wife Sheree Zampino , as well as son Jaden Christopher Syre and daughter Willow Camille Reign with wife Jada Pinkett Smith

DILF-able Qualities:  You know what they say:  big ears, big. . .(earrings?  I don’t know, the cats told me to write this)

What we imagine Will’s O-face looks like:

Let’s just hope he doesn’t yell out “JAZZY JEFF!”

Celebrity DILF #10>>

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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