Celebrities
The Laughing Stork’s Celebrity DILF #25: Jason Bateman
Jason Kent Bateman
Deets: 43 years old; born in Rye, New York; actor
Family Low-Down: Has two daughters, Francesca Nora and Maple Sylvie Bateman, with wife Amanda Anka
DILF-able Qualities: Four words: Silver Spoons childhood fantasies.
What we imagine Jason’s O-face looks like:
Of course he smirks.
