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The Laughing Stork’s Celebrity DILF #25: Jason Bateman


The Laughing Stork’s Celebrity DILF #25: Jason Bateman

Jason Kent Bateman

Deets: 43 years old; born in Rye, New York; actor

Family Low-Down: Has two daughters, Francesca Nora and Maple Sylvie Bateman, with wife Amanda Anka

DILF-able Qualities:  Four words:  Silver Spoons childhood fantasies.

What we imagine Jason’s O-face looks like:

Of course he smirks.

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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