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The Laughing Stork’s Celebrity DILF #21: Matt Damon


The Laughing Stork’s Celebrity DILF #21: Matt Damon

Matthew Paige Damon

Deets: 41 years old; born in Cambridge, Massachusetts; actor and screenwriter

Family Low-Down: Four girls:  step-daughter, Alexia, and daughters Isabella, Gia Zavala and Stella Zavala Damon with wife Luciana Bozán Barroso

DILF-able Qualities:  Will punctuate every move in bed with, “How do you like THEM apples?”

What we imagine Matt’s O-face looks like:


Celebrity DILF #22>>

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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