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The Laughing Stork’s Celebrity DILF #24: LeBron James


The Laughing Stork’s Celebrity DILF #24: LeBron James

LeBron Raymone James

Deets: 27 years old; born in Akron, Ohio; NBA player

Family Low-Down: Has two children with his high school sweetheart and fiancee, Savannah Brinson:  LeBron James Jr. and Bryce Maximus James

DILF-able Qualities:  Size 16 feet.  Enough said.

What we imagine LeBron’s O-face looks like:

He shoots… he scores!

Celebrity DILF #25>>

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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