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The Laughing Stork’s Celebrity DILF #8: Colin Farrell


The Laughing Stork’s Celebrity DILF #8: Colin Farrell

Colin James Farrell

Deets: 35 years old; born in Dublin, Ireland; actor

Family Low-Down: Has two sons:  James Padraig Farrell, with ex-girlfriend Kim Bordenave; and Henry Tadeusz Farrell with ex-girlfriend Alicja Bachleda Curus

DILF-able Qualities: Can’t understand a word he says, which sometimes works best in the bedroom

What we imagine Colin’s O-face looks like:

Yes!  It even makes his hair stand on end!

Celebrity DILF #9>>

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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