Colin James Farrell
Deets: 35 years old; born in Dublin, Ireland; actor
Family Low-Down: Has two sons: James Padraig Farrell, with ex-girlfriend Kim Bordenave; and Henry Tadeusz Farrell with ex-girlfriend Alicja Bachleda Curus
DILF-able Qualities: Can’t understand a word he says, which sometimes works best in the bedroom
What we imagine Colin’s O-face looks like:
Yes! It even makes his hair stand on end!