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The Laughing Stork’s Celebrity DILF #7: Tom Brady


The Laughing Stork’s Celebrity DILF #7: Tom Brady

Thomas Edward Patrick  Brady, Jr.

Deets: 34 years old; born in San Mateo, California; NFL quarterback

Family Low-Down: Has two sons, John Edward Thomas Moynahan, with ex-girlfriend Bridget Moynahan, and Benjamin Rein Brady with wife Gisele Bundchen

DILF-able Qualities:  Can skillfully palm a football, do interesting things with multiple Super Bowl rings

What we imagine Tom’s O-face looks like:

He’s taking it in himself for a touchdown!

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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