Thomas Edward Patrick Brady, Jr.
Deets: 34 years old; born in San Mateo, California; NFL quarterback
Family Low-Down: Has two sons, John Edward Thomas Moynahan, with ex-girlfriend Bridget Moynahan, and Benjamin Rein Brady with wife Gisele Bundchen
DILF-able Qualities: Can skillfully palm a football, do interesting things with multiple Super Bowl rings
What we imagine Tom’s O-face looks like:
He’s taking it in himself for a touchdown!