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The Laughing Stork’s Celebrity DILF #6: Hugh Jackman


The Laughing Stork’s Celebrity DILF #6: Hugh Jackman

Deets: 43 years old; born in Sydney, Australia; movie and Broadway actor

Family Low-Down: Has two kids, Oscar Maximillian and Ava Eliot, with wife Deborra-Lee Furness

DILF-able Qualities: With a name like Hugh Jackman, how can he not have porn star-esque talents?

What we imagine Hugh’s O-face looks like:

Sometimes, it’s mind-blowing.  Other times, it’s mouth-altering.

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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