Usher Terry Raymond IV
Deets: 33 years old; born in Dallas, Texas; singer, songwriter, dancer and actor
Family Low-Down: Has two sons, Usher Raymond V and Naviyd Ely Raymond, with ex-wife Tameka Foster
DILF-able Qualities: Gumby-like dancing talent.
What we imagine Usher’s O-face looks like:
Either that, or he could use some fiber.