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The Laughing Stork’s Celebrity DILF #4: Patrick Dempsey


The Laughing Stork’s Celebrity DILF #4: Patrick Dempsey

Patrick Galen Dempsey

Deets: 46 years old; born in Lewiston, Maine; actor

Family Low-Down: Has three children, daughter Talula Fyfe and twins Sullivan Patrick and Darby Galen, with wife Jillian

DILF-able Qualities: HILF (Hair I’d Like to ___); enjoys playing doctor

What we imagine Patrick’s O-face looks like:

“Oh.  Baby.  Oh.”

Celebrity DILF #5>>

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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