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The Laughing Stork’s Celebrity DILF #20: Gavin Rossdale


The Laughing Stork’s Celebrity DILF #20: Gavin Rossdale

Gavin McGregor Rossdale

Deets: 46 years old; born in London; lead singer and rhythm guitarist of the rock band Bush

Family Low-Down:  Two sons, Kingston James McGregor and Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale, with wife Gwen Stefani.  Gavin also recently found out he has a grown daughter, Daisy Lowe Rossdale, with Pearl Lowe.

DILF-able Qualities:  He knows how to lead Bush.

What we imagine Gavin’s O-face looks like:

Wow.  He actually GLOWS.

Celebrity DILF #21>>

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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