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The Laughing Stork’s Celebrity DILF #19: Matt Lauer


The Laughing Stork’s Celebrity DILF #19: Matt Lauer

Matthew Todd Lauer

Deets: 54 years old; born in New York City; television host and journalist

Family Low-Down: Three kids — Jack, 10, Romy, eight, and Thijs, five — with wife Annette Roque

DILF-able Qualities:  When he says, “You can’t sleep over because I’ve got to get up really early” — you know he means it.

What we imagine Matt’s O-face looks like:

Cover your ears, neighbors!  We’ve got a groaner!

Celebrity DILF #20>>

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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